All-Star Superman (2011 Video)
Christina Hendricks: Lois Lane, Superwoman
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Quotes
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Jimmy Olsen : Are you sure don't want to speak at the memorial service? Thousands of people are there paying their respects.
Lois Lane : He's not dead. He's up there fixing the sun. And when he's done, he'll be back. And I'll be here waiting for him.
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Steve Lombard : "Superman Saves Mission To The Sun"? We don't know that yet, Lois.
Lois Lane : I already write Superman stories before they happen. If you don't know how big the sun is, go away.
Jimmy Olsen : It's 333,000 times bigger than the size of the Earth. I looked it up on my Superman signal watch.
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Clark Kent : Why, thanks, Lois. I don't know where my self-esteem would be without you.
Lois Lane : Alone, in front of the TV.
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Lois Lane : It all makes sense now. He's brought me here to be the mother of a race of super-children. Can't let that happen. They'll grow up and lie to everybody.
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Lois Lane : Okay, how about you explain the time Clark was a witness in the Boss Grimaldi trial and you were his bodyguard?
Superman : Batman was standing in for me.
Lois Lane : And then Clark presented you with the key to the city, that was Batman too?
Superman : A robot. Lois, when I misled you, it was for your own protection. But now I'm telling you the truth. Clark Kent and Superman are one in the same.
Lois Lane : If you're telling me the truth now, doesn't that mean now you've been lying to me for years?
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Lois Lane : That key can't be safe.
Superman : Why don't you give it a try?
[Lois tries to lift the key from the ground]
Superman : I carved it out of a piece of dwarf star material. It weighs half a million tons.
Lois Lane : So you're the only one who can lift it.
Superman : I work pretty hard, Lois.
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Lois Lane : My birthday gift's wearing off. I can't see radio waves anymore. I can't hear the stars singing. I'm tired and sore all over, like I've been dancing all night. Thanks for letting me spend a day in your world.
Superman : You know, I do other things. I mean, besides being Superman.
Lois Lane : You do a great Clark Kent impersonation. You almost had me fooled. Wait till I tell him about this.