Sausage Party (2016)
Michael Cera: Barry
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Quotes
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Frank , Barry , Carl : [singing with the other sausages] In here, we keep our wieners in our packages. That's how it is.
Brenda : [singing with the other buns] It sucks, but that's the way our butts keep fresh and pure. Baby, baby.
Frank , Barry , Carl : But once we're out the doors, it's not a sin.
Brenda : For us to let you slip it in.
Frank , Barry , Carl : In other words, we finally get to fuck!
Brenda : And love!
Frank , Barry , Carl : And fuck!
Brenda : And hug!
Frank , Barry , Carl : And fuck!
Brenda : And feel!
Frank , Barry , Carl : And fuck!
Brenda : And share!
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Barry : [while having sex with his newfound mate] I'm filling you! I'm filling you! I'm blowing my fuckin' load!
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[first lines]
Frank : [notices the shoppers entering the Shopwell's] Shit!
[turns to Carl]
Frank : Carl? Carl? Carl, Carl, Carl! Dude, we've slept in again! The song's about to start!
Carl : Shit, Frank! We can't miss the song!
[to Barry]
Carl : Barry, wake up!
Barry : What? I'm up, I'm up!
Frank : This song is such an awesome way to start every morning.
Carl : It's just a super nice way of showing the gods how much we appreciate everything they'll do for us, once they take us out those doors to the Great Beyond.
Barry : I love this so fucking much.
Frank : Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Corn's about to start singing!
[turns to Corn]
Frank : Drop it, Corn! You've got the best voice!
Carl : You're the man, Corn! You fucking rule! Take it away, bro!
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Barry : Yeah, I just came over here, I couldn't help but notice you like... You're... You're a little smushed or something, you have ever kind of abnormality. Did you get... somebody sit on you?
Sally Bun : Yeah. I, um, got smushed.
Barry : You know, I love the way your face just kind gives up halfway down.
[Sally kisses Barry]
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Douche : [while being rocketed across the floor, panics] What's happening out there?
Barry : NOW!
[the food does a U-turn on Darren and Douche]
Coconut Milk : [flips the bird] SO LONG, ASSHOLE!
[Lavash and Sammy are holding matches, light the tanks on fire and the tanks explode]
[the tanks shoot up to the sky, killing both Darren and Douche]
Barry : It's over. We won. WE FUCKING WON!
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Carl : [as they attempt to escape from the window] Okay, little buddy, jump on the count of three! One, two...
[a slicing knife is heard followed by Carl's scream]
Barry : Carl?
Carl : [groaning in difficulty] Bar-ry...
Barry : Carl to Bar, what? What are you saying, Carl?
[the knife's blade impales through Carl's stomach]
Barry : Oh, God, no! Oh! Oh, God, Carl!
[Camille's knife slashes him upwards]
Barry : CARL!
Carl : [face splits in half, dies] Barry...
Barry : Carl! Dear sweet Carl! What have they done to you, Carl? No!
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Frank : [after failing to warn everyone at the store] Goddamn it. I blew it.
Barry : [from the air duct] Hey, does it mean it's too late to redeem yourself? Take it from me...
[Barry comes out]
Barry : Barry!
Frank : [incredulously] Barry?
[they hug each other]
Frank : Are you for real? You're alive!
Barry : You bet your sweet butthole I am.
Frank : But how?
Barry : I'll tell you how: the Gods can be...
[clears his throat]
Barry : Excuse me.
[shouts heroically]
Barry : THE GODS CAN BE KILLED!
[Barry whistles, the air duct opens to reveal a decapitated head from the druggie falling on the shelf]
Frank : Ah, fuckin' what the fuck!
Barry : [chuckles] I know! Look at this fuckin' guy!
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[Frank, Carl, Barry and Troy notices that an evil manager named Darren comes to the Sausages and Buns bin]
Frank : SHIT! It's the Dark Lord!
Carl : Oh no! He's coming!
Old Pork Sausage : No, wait! I'm still fresh, I swear! I'm still fresh!
[Darren takes the screaming Old Pork Sausage and throws it away in the garbage]
Carl : Did he see us?
Frank : No way!
Troy : We're fucked, bros!
Barry : Oh God! No! Take anyone, but us! Please!
[Darren takes the wrong Fancy Dogs]
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Frank : I tried to warn everyone, but they didn't believe me!
Barry : Of course they didn't! You just called them all a bunch of fucking idiots! You can't just slam their beliefs! You have to show them that there's a better way. You need to inspire them like you inspired me! You need to give them hope.
Frank : Hope? Well, how the fuck are we supposed to give them that? You got lucky, and killed a stupid one! There's dozens of them down there!
Gum : [appears] Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
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Druggie : [sees the little sausage is alive] What the fuck?
Barry : [to the Druggie] Hello?
[Druggie and Barry screaming]
Barry : Please, don't kill me! Please, just - just wait!
Druggie : Who are you?
[points the little sausage]
Druggie : Are you some kind of... magical sausage?
Barry : Uh, no, no! I'm just Barry! I'm just Barry. Wait... Wait, you can actually understand me and I can actually understand you?
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Barry : My name's Barry. I'm a fellow sausage in distress.
