Misfits (TV Series)

Episode #2.4 (2010)

Iwan Rheon: Simon Bellamy

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Quotes 

• Simon Bellamy : He still thinks I'm Conti!

  Nathan Young : Why does he think that?

  Simon Bellamy : Because you told him I was!

  Nathan Young : Did I? Sorry, man.

• Nathan Young : Oh come on, seriously? He was never going to fit in, what with all the caring about the environment and that. Better him than me.

  Simon Bellamy : You're immortal.

  Nathan Young : ...Better him than one of you.

• Simon Bellamy : We could rob a bank.

  Nathan Young : Yeah, OK. Let's rob a bank.

  Shaun : What's that?

  Nathan Young : Nothing.

  Shaun : Really? That's funny, innit? Because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank.

  Nathan Young : No, no, no. I said "Let's have a big wank". Communal masturbation. The old circle jerk.

• Nathan Young : Whatever happens, we can't let the new guy find out about our powers.

  Kelly Bailey : What do we do if he does find out?

  Simon Bellamy : We kill him... I'm joking.

  Nathan Young : You're making jokes now? Excuse us. You're creeping out of your weird little shell. I get that. Good for you. But let's get one thing straight; I'm the funny guy round here.

• Nathan Young : It's a cruel senseless waste. A young man taken from us in his prime, leaving us to pick up the pieces of our shattered lives, knowing that he's gone forever. So maybe we should have the rest of the week off, you know to cry, and grieve, and remember our dear friend...

  [points to Simon] 

  Simon Bellamy : Ollie.

  Nathan Young : ...Ollie! Dear beautiful Ollie!

• [after robbing a bank] 

  Alisha Daniels : How was it?

  Simon Bellamy : Very easy.

• Tim : Is it true?

  Simon Bellamy : Is what true?

  Tim : You know what I'm talking about.

  [Curtis and Nathan exchange puzzled glances] 

  Tim : Don't play games with me, Conti.

  Kelly Bailey : [angrily]  Awww, he talks this bollocks all the time!

  Tim : Fat Tony says you got an undercover cop in your organization.

  Nathan Young : See, that's why I don't play computer games, cause they never bloody end!

• Alisha Daniels : You can't die. I love you.

  Simon Bellamy : I'll still be here.

  Alisha Daniels : No, I don't love him. I love you!