The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Wishful Thinking/April Fools (2010)

Andy Richter: Mort

Quotes 

• Mort : [Biting into a penny]  Ow! This gumball is too ouchy!

  Private : Silly Mort. That's a penny.

  Mort : Oh.

  [Bites into penny again] 

  Mort : Aaaaooow! This penny is too ouchy!

• Maurice : You've never heard of April Fools, have you?

  King Julien : Yeah? Well, you've never heard of... January Jerks, have you? No, you have not!

  Maurice : That's because you just made it up.

  King Julien : Yeah, well... Okay, you got me there. I did make it up. But Christmas Steve, he's real.

  Mort : Steve knows if you've been bad or good... and that's creepy.

• Skipper : Ringtail! It's not April first.

  King Julien : Silly penguin. It's always April first somewhere.

  Skipper : You have no idea how a calendar works, do you?

  King Julien : Of course.

  [Maurice brings him a calendar with Julien on the cover] 

  King Julien : The Julien Calendar. Gorgeous picture of me on the top, random numbers on the bottom.

  Mort : My favorite month is Julie-anuary.