- Maurice: You've never heard of April Fools, have you?
- King Julien: Yeah? Well, you've never heard of... January Jerks, have you? No, you have not!
- Maurice: That's because you just made it up.
- King Julien: Yeah, well... Okay, you got me there. I did make it up. But Christmas Steve, he's real.
- Mort: Steve knows if you've been bad or good... and that's creepy.
- Skipper: Ringtail! It's not April first.
- King Julien: Silly penguin. It's always April first somewhere.
- Skipper: You have no idea how a calendar works, do you?
- King Julien: Of course.
- [Maurice brings him a calendar with Julien on the cover]
- King Julien: The Julien Calendar. Gorgeous picture of me on the top, random numbers on the bottom.
- Mort: My favorite month is Julie-anuary.