- Bronto Thunder: All of the creatures on Earth seem to be at war with each other.
- Ryan: At a baseball game?
- Bronto Thunder: They talk about it all the time on your TV. Cardinals are battling orioles. And pirates are beating Indians. And in what I think is a very unfair fight, tigers are crushing bluejays.
- Ryan: No, you got it all wrong, pal. I can explain everything.
- Bronto Thunder: Yeah? Can you explain how two pairs of socks can be fighting each other?
- Sera: Let me guess, the red socks were battling the white socks.
- Ryan: We're gonna show you what Earth baseball is all about.
- Bronto Thunder: Well, okay, but I refuse to crush any of those poor little bluejays.
- [first lines]
- Ryan: It's a great day for something, but I don't know what.
- Sera: Yeah. At least the Tyrannos have been quiet lately.
- Bronto Thunder: Oh, no! This is terrible.
- Ryan: Maybe you spoke to soon.
- Ankylo: See? There it is, the world's biggest diamond.
- Genghis Rex: That looks like dirt. These creatures pay each other in dirt? They're stupider than I thought.
- Genghis Rex: Attention, crew. Thanks to our extinct-brained navigator, we must stop and ask directions.