- Michael Moon: Marriage is a duel to the death, which no man of honor should ever refuse.
- Michael Moon: All habits are bad habits!
- Diana Duke: Oh Mr. Inglewood, there's no time for dreaming in this world.
- Arthur Inglewood: Funny, I was just thinking... there's no time for waking up.
- Rosamund Hunt: Ooh, poetry! Who wrote that?
- Innocent Smith: My dear, no one will ever write it.
- Innocent Smith: Be quiet!
- Percy: Get away! You be quiet!
- Innocent Smith: That was sloppy.
- Percy: Well I apologize! I've never broken into a house before!