Kickassia (2010 Video)
Lindsay Ellis: Nostalgia Chick
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : [over the phone] Can you hear me?
Angry Joe : Yes.
Nostalgia Chick : Yes.
Phelous : Yes.
Cinema Snob : No. I mean yes.
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Nostalgia Critic : And so, it is the ruling of this court that you be found guilty for the crimes against our government. All in favor, say 'aye'. Aye. All opposed?
The Spoony One , Linkara , Angry Joe , Nostalgia Chick , Phelous , MarzGurl , Bennett the Sage , 8-Bit Mickey , Benzaie : Nay!
Nostalgia Critic : [sing-songy] Too bad I'm in charge! Guilty!
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Nostalgia Chick : Wait, how come it took you three days to come back? Why couldn't you just do it right away?
Santa Christ : I'm sorry, have you ever been dead before?
Nostalgia Chick : No.
Santa Christ : Have you ever risen from the grave?
Nostalgia Chick : Guess not.
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Nostalgia Chick : [Nostalgia Critic is beaten senseless] Well done, everyone, well done. Now, since I am next in line for the presidency, it's only fitting that I should wear the crown.
[takes Critic's hat]
Nostalgia Chick : You will refer to me as Madame President from now on.
Bennett the Sage : Wait a minute, so this whole cutesy, naive thing was just an act?
Nostalgia Chick : Yep.
JewWario : You're not really that nice?
Nostalgia Chick : Nope.
Benzaie : You're not really that stupid?
Nostalgia Chick : Uh-uh.
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Nostalgia Chick : I am the new ruler of Kickassia, and there's gonna be some new rules around here.
[laughs maniacally]
Cinema Snob : [takes hat from her] Excuse me, but it was my insight that overthrew this government. So I think it should be I taking over as acting president.
[laughs maniacally]
Linkara : [takes hat from him] Bad news, I'm afraid. Since I'm the one who orchestrated this operation, it's obviously I who should be president.
[laughs maniacally]
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Nostalgia Critic : Can I get some cream in my tea?
Nostalgia Chick : Cream just makes your penis smaller. Now drink your tea.
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Nostalgia Critic , The Spoony One , Linkara , Angry Joe , Nostalgia Chick , Phelous , MarzGurl , Bennett the Sage , Benzaie , JewWario : I believe in Santa Christ.
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Rollo T : But Marz Gurl is a woman too.
Nostalgia Chick : [chuckles] Sure she is, and I'm the tooth fairy.
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Nostalgia Critic : My friends, this is indeed a great day. We have given birth to a new nation!
Everyone : Yay!
Nostalgia Critic : And there will be government. Rules. And a new democracy to live by!
Linkara : Why a democracy?
Nostalgia Critic : Because I say so. And I will be your president!
Everyone : Yay!
Nostalgia Critic : Nostalgia Chick will be vice president!
Everyone : Yay!
Nostalgia Critic : And the rest we'll figure out at another time!
Film Brain : Another time!
Nostalgia Critic : And as my first order as your president. I shall build a table. A round table so that everyone can look at each other in the eye.
Nostalgia Chick : Hmm. That's a good idea. It's like everyone's equal.
Nostalgia Critic : Yes! And I shall be elevated above you in a rocket chair! A magnificent rocket chair so I can look down on all of you and see just how equal we all are!
Everyone : [unenthusiastically] Yay.
Nostalgia Critic : Make yourselves comfortable, everybody, for we have given birth to the greatest nation ever known! We have given birth TO KICKASSIA!
