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Home for the Diwalidays (2010)

Diedrich Bader: Charlie Davies

Quotes 

• Todd Dempsy : Are you letting your workers leave early today for Diwali?

  Charlie Davies : You have to, man. This is huge for them. I love this time of year. Booze, fireworks, no laws against how you like to party. It's like spring break before MTV got a hold of it. Check out this little game-changer.

  [Charlie draws a handgun and fires randomly into the air] 

  Charlie Davies : Happy Diwali, everybody!

  Todd Dempsy : Are you crazy?

  Charlie Davies : Relax, I'm pretty sure they're blanks.

  Todd Dempsy : Pretty sure?

  Charlie Davies : Well, the box is in Russian.