- Keith: Don't waste your breath. I've been around long enough to know that sometimes when you're breakin' a horse, you've gotta break the rider first.
- Caleb Odell: I'm Ashley's husband and from now on you're gonna treat me with respect, and you're gonna treat Ashley with respect too. Otherwise you're jusy gonna have no place in our life. And if you choose to evict us, I'm gonna move Ashley so far from Hudson the only time you'll ever see her is on Facebook. And one more thing. Just get that ugly granny-looking fountain outta my yard.