Sexual Witchcraft (2011 TV Movie)

Christine Nguyen: Sheri Williams

Quotes 

• [Sheri Williams comes into the living room and is shocked to see Carrie and Cleopatra kissing each other on the couch] 

  Sheri : Carrie!

  [Carrie and Cleopatra stop kissing, turn around and are surprised to see Sheri] 

  Sheri : What the hell is going on here?

  Carrie : [putting her clothes back on]  Uh... I, um, well, uh... this is your wedding present!

  Sheri : What? Who is that girl?

  Cleopatra : I am Cleopatra, Queen of Egypt.

  Sheri : Right. What is going on here?

  Carrie : Well, um, it's like this: Uh, I overheard you and David talking on the phone about the cosmetic line and you needing a new idea!

  Sheri : Keep talking.

  Carrie : Well, who has better beauty secrets than Cleopatra! So I brought her here from ancient Egypt so that she could tell me, and I could tell you as a wedding present. But she wanted a tribute before she would tell me, so I was just pouting up. That's all.

  Sheri : That's an incredible story.

  Carrie : I know it's an incredible story, but it's true!

  Sheri : Okay. What is Cleopatra's big beauty secret?

  Carrie : Well, I don't know. Cleo?

  Cleopatra : June bugs.

  Sheri : June bugs?

  Cleopatra : June bugs. You take the tiny little wings and crush them into a fine powder and mix them into your base makeup. It gives the skin a brilliant glow.

  Sheri : I'm supposed to tell David that he needs to grind up the wings of June bugs and place them in Maribelle's beauty products?

  Cleopatra : Works for me.

• Sheri : [wakes up after a peaceful sleep and yawns]  Wow. Must've been the champagne.

  Carrie : [magically appears in front of Sheri]  Hungover?

  Sheri : [turns her head and sees Carrie]  What are you doing here?

  Carrie : Well, I thought I would drop in to... check out your new digs.

  Sheri : People usually wait for an invitation first.

  Carrie : Why would I do that? We're practically family. Why pick knits?

  Sheri : What do you really want?

  Carrie : Me? Nothing! But your absolute happiness. After all, that's why I am your best friend.

  Sheri : You were never really a great friend. You didn't even give me a wedding gift!

  Carrie : Well, not yet. I feel bad about that, but I'm working on it. By the way, does your husband know you're a witch yet? Was that not in the vows: "I will take this witch to be my lawfully wedded hag"?

  Sheri : No, he does not know yet. Didn't seem too important to mention it at the time.

  Carrie : Well, I'm sure he'll be surprised when he finds out.

  Sheri : And how would he find out?

  Carrie : I... I don't know, but I'm sure it'll slip out sooner or later.

  Sheri : I'm sure with you, it'll be sooner.

  Carrie : Perish the thought.

  Sheri : Well, if you don't mind, I've got things to do.

  Carrie : I can take a hint. Catch ya later, BFF.

  [magically disappears into thin air]