I Spit Chew on Your Grave! (2009)
BOMB (out of 4)
I know there are folks out there who this film was aimed at but I'm clearly not one of them. Apparently director Chrsit Seaver is making a name for himself by releasing these cheap horror films, which include titles like TERROR AT BLOOD FART LAKE, FILTHY MCNASTY and TEENAPE GOES TO CAMP. This film here, running just 58-minutes, tries to spoof the "revenge" films from the 1970s and as you can tell, the title is a rip at the 1978 cult classic I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE. Here, an obnoxious loser wins the lottery but he ends up getting raped by three big-breasted prostitutes on orders by their warlock pimp. Soon the guy is back with a vengeance and seeking revenge. That's pretty much it but I'll warn you now that this "exploitation" movie features no sex, no nudity, no blood and pretty much nothing at all. For the most part this film goes for comedy with the bad acting made even worse by the terrible screenplay and the really ugly look of the picture. Yes, I know this was meant to "look" like a grindhouse picture and we also get the "missing reel" gag but it's still not any good. I honestly can't remember a more painful 58-minutes of my life even though I wouldn't go as far as to call this the worst movie ever made because I'm sure many would argue that it's not really a movie. Again, I know this type of film has its fans but I'm clearly not one of them. Those renting this expecting some sort of exploitation film are going to be disappointed. Those expecting anything decent are more than likely going to be disappointed but that's the price who pay when you're a horror fan seeking out titles like this one.
BOMB (out of 4)
I know there are folks out there who this film was aimed at but I'm clearly not one of them. Apparently director Chrsit Seaver is making a name for himself by releasing these cheap horror films, which include titles like TERROR AT BLOOD FART LAKE, FILTHY MCNASTY and TEENAPE GOES TO CAMP. This film here, running just 58-minutes, tries to spoof the "revenge" films from the 1970s and as you can tell, the title is a rip at the 1978 cult classic I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE. Here, an obnoxious loser wins the lottery but he ends up getting raped by three big-breasted prostitutes on orders by their warlock pimp. Soon the guy is back with a vengeance and seeking revenge. That's pretty much it but I'll warn you now that this "exploitation" movie features no sex, no nudity, no blood and pretty much nothing at all. For the most part this film goes for comedy with the bad acting made even worse by the terrible screenplay and the really ugly look of the picture. Yes, I know this was meant to "look" like a grindhouse picture and we also get the "missing reel" gag but it's still not any good. I honestly can't remember a more painful 58-minutes of my life even though I wouldn't go as far as to call this the worst movie ever made because I'm sure many would argue that it's not really a movie. Again, I know this type of film has its fans but I'm clearly not one of them. Those renting this expecting some sort of exploitation film are going to be disappointed. Those expecting anything decent are more than likely going to be disappointed but that's the price who pay when you're a horror fan seeking out titles like this one.