Outsourced (TV Series)

Training Day (2011)

Parvesh Cheena: Gupta

Quotes 

• [the call center employees are all handling recall notices] 

  Manmeet : Sir, I'm sorry for the horrible misunderstanding. I can give you a full refund.

  Asha : Yes, that is why the ghost costumes have to be recalled.

  Gupta : I'm so sorry, sir. There was a mistake at the factory. The head of the ghost costume is supposed to be rounded.

  [Rajiv enters wearing the defective ghost costume, which looks suspiciously like a KKK robe] 

  Rajiv : I don't know why we have to recall these. They look fine to me.

  Todd : Please take that off.

  Rajiv : What is defective about this? It is still perfectly scary.

  Todd : In a very different way than we intended.

  Gupta : Todd. Todd! I may have a buyer for the ghost costumes. I'm on the line with a man who claims to be an exalted wizard. He's willing to order 50 of them. He just wants to know, are they flame retardant?

  Rajiv : [looks at the tag]  Not in the slightest.

  [Gupta starts to walk away] 

  Todd : Wait. Tell him they are and take the order.

  Gupta : [on the phone]  Hello, Mr. Wizard. You are in luck...

• [about the company retreat which includes horseback riding] 

  Gupta : I will be in my element. I come from a long line of horsemen.

  Todd Dempsy : I didn't know you rode horses, Gupta.

  Gupta : No, I said "horsemen", not "horse riders". We braid the tails, clean the hooves, masturbate them for breeding.

  Todd Dempsy : Oh god... Okay, just to be clear, we're only going to be *riding* the horses. I don't want the ruin our picnic.

  Gupta : When they whinny, you know you've done a good job.