Disclaimer: I have deliberately modelled this review after a Chester A. Bum Review so if you're not familiar with the show's style you may be thrown off (and I am aware that Chester A. Bum and The Nostalgia Critic are both fictional characters.)
"Oh my gosh, this is the greatest Bum Review I've ever seen in my life. There's this guy named Chester A. Bum who looks just like the Nostalgiama Critic and he's homeless and watches a lot of movies, somehow, and he loves every one of them and says each one's the greatest he's ever seen in his life and then accidentally describes the problems with them while talking about how great they are. Oh and he also rambles a lot about strange and bizarre anecdotes. I rambled like that once back when I was a character on Nostalgia Critic. Oh and Nostalgia Ma Critic says the best movie ever is Citizen Kane so I watched it and it was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Why do people even like this so much? So anyway, I watched a Bum Review of it and it was the greatest YouTube video I've ever seen in my life. First, Chester finally finds a movie that he doesn't like and then he just parrots common criticisms of it without variation almost as if it were scripted and he didn't actually dislike the movie but then there are a bunch of jokes that are hilarious and Doug Walker does a great job delivering them. And that's a nice way to end with him exposing a movie that the Nostalgia Critic loves for what it is. But then there's a seriously tag that tells us that Doug Walker actually loves Citizen Kane and it's one of his favourite movies and wow, that's a plot twist that I'm sure was in no way obvious from the beginning. This is Chester A. Bum saying: Change! You got Change?! Help a guy out, will you?!"
"Oh my gosh, this is the greatest Bum Review I've ever seen in my life. There's this guy named Chester A. Bum who looks just like the Nostalgiama Critic and he's homeless and watches a lot of movies, somehow, and he loves every one of them and says each one's the greatest he's ever seen in his life and then accidentally describes the problems with them while talking about how great they are. Oh and he also rambles a lot about strange and bizarre anecdotes. I rambled like that once back when I was a character on Nostalgia Critic. Oh and Nostalgia Ma Critic says the best movie ever is Citizen Kane so I watched it and it was the worst movie I've ever seen in my life. Why do people even like this so much? So anyway, I watched a Bum Review of it and it was the greatest YouTube video I've ever seen in my life. First, Chester finally finds a movie that he doesn't like and then he just parrots common criticisms of it without variation almost as if it were scripted and he didn't actually dislike the movie but then there are a bunch of jokes that are hilarious and Doug Walker does a great job delivering them. And that's a nice way to end with him exposing a movie that the Nostalgia Critic loves for what it is. But then there's a seriously tag that tells us that Doug Walker actually loves Citizen Kane and it's one of his favourite movies and wow, that's a plot twist that I'm sure was in no way obvious from the beginning. This is Chester A. Bum saying: Change! You got Change?! Help a guy out, will you?!"