Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (2011)
Ryan Stiles: Dr. Herb Melnick
Quotes
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Alan Harper : How's it going?
Dr. Herb Melnick : Oh, you know. Living the dream.
Judith Melnick : [Yelling in the background] Damn it, Herb! How many times have I told you not to use the guest towels?
Dr. Herb Melnick : [Yelling back] Hey! If I'm gonna sleep in the guest room, I get to use the guest towels!
Alan Harper : Yeah, I remember that dream.
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Judith Melnick : How dare you!
Alan Harper : Nice to see you too.
Judith Melnick : You go behind my back and talk my husband into giving you some kind of business loan?
Alan Harper : Herb told you?
Judith Melnick : Of course! We love each other!
Dr. Herb Melnick : And we love each other so much, she went through my checkbook!