Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (2011)

Holland Taylor: Evelyn Harper

Quotes 

• Evelyn Harper : Why don't you just ask your brother for the money?

  Alan Harper : I thought of that, but after all he's done for me, I'd feel horrible asking for a loan.

  Evelyn Harper : And after all *I've* done for you?

  Alan Harper : I'd still feel horrible, but you never threaten to smother me in my sleep.

• Alan Harper : [Evelyn kisses a check before giving it to Alan]  Is that for luck?

  Evelyn Harper : No, just kissing it goodbye.