- Billy Doyle: Or should I say CSI Agent Parker?
- Alden Parker: NCIS, actually.
- Billy Doyle: What's the difference?
- Nick Torres: You asked Sawyer to the wedding? Wow, you gotta be desperate.
- Jessica Knight: My cousin just found out that I lost my plus one, and now they're threatening to put me at the kids' table.
- Alden Parker: The beer guy's name was...
- Billy Doyle: Moron Mike.
- Alden Parker: Moron Mike. You'd take his beer when his back was turned, remember?
- Billy Doyle: He'd scream, "Hey that kid stole a beer!" and he'd put his cart down and then chase me.
- Alden Parker: And twelve guys would help themselves. Best part is he fell for it every time.