- Mitch Sandler: Just beware: the toilet is an evil portal monster that will suck you up and imprison you in another dimension.
- Layla (Mitch's Cousin): Liar! That's not true.
- Mitch Sandler: Oh. You're right. It probably won't suck you guys up. It hasn't ate anyone since it ate my little sister.
- Layla (Mitch's Cousin): You don't have a sister!
- Mitch Sandler: I used to.