Chuck (TV Series)

Chuck Versus the Family Volkoff (2011)

Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski

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• Sarah Walker : [after Sarah tears up her Pre-Nup. Chuck hands her his. Sarah reads the Pre-Nup aloud]  "I, Sarah Walker, promise to

  [Sarah sighs] 

  Sarah Walker : always love Chuck Bartowski. In return, he will always love me."

  [Sarah chuckles slightly] 

  Sarah Walker : I can't read the fine print.

  Chuck Bartowski : Fine print says "I promise Chuck that I will not even contemplate the word 'divorce.' I will never use my Pre-Nup." I already signed it.

• Chuck Bartowski : My sister just lied to me. She's never lied to me. Not cool.

• Sarah Walker : No, I-I don't keep secrets from you. It's just - uh, family stuff.

  Chuck Bartowski : Get it. Done.

  Sarah Walker : Yeah. Cool.

• Alexei Volkoff : The thorium's in a Swiss Military Bunker. The locks are coded to my DNA. We fly at midnight. Fuel my jet!

  Chuck Bartowski : You don't have a jet.

  Alexei Volkoff : ...Of course. Old thinking. It creeps back.

• Chuck Bartowski : Damn it! You still have the DNA of the world's most evil weapon's dealer. You are a villain, sir! Your name strikes fear in even the toughest of swine. And that name is...

  Alexei Volkoff : Alexei Volkoff.

  Chuck Bartowski : You say it like you mean it!

  Alexei Volkoff : My name is... Alexei... Volkoff. World'd biggest bad-ass. Killer of men. Conqueror of nations.

  Chuck Bartowski : Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Game. Gun. Clock.