- Peering through the window Adam and Jonny are amazed to see Martin looking at his privates with a magnifying glass but do not like to say anything. After dinner,Martin,anxious that Adam should have a girl-friend,pays him twenty pounds to go on a Jewish internet dating site but Adam is more keen to listen to a jingle he has written for a local firm which is to be played on the radio. Unfortunately none of the house radios seem to work so the family pile into the car,only for Adam to find that mot of the jingle has been cut. Eventually the family discover why Martin is so obsessed with looking through the magnifying glass. He was stung by a bee whilst having a pee in the garden.—don @ minifie-1
- When Adam and Jonny come home to find Dad secretly peering into his underpants with a magnifying glass, they're desperate to find out what he's looking at. ("Lice?" wonders Jonny. "Mice?" ponders Adam.) Meanwhile, Mum's just trying to have a nice Friday night, but Jim - the neighbor who's terrified of his own dog - keeps interrupting the meal. Dad takes Adam - who's single - into the toilet to have a private chat about "females." "Did you know," asks Dad, "There are places you can go on the Internet to find women?" "Yes, Dad," says Adam. "How did you know?" asks Dad. "Because I live in the world," says Adam. Soon the whole family are in the loo quizzing poor Adam. Jonny is loving it. Adam begrudgingly agrees to go on the Internet to look at dating sites with Dad. It's excruciating: Dad keeps pointing at women the whole time saying, "What about her?" Jonny is of course on hand to gloat. Adam writes jingles for a living, and tonight his first ever jingle is going to be on the radio. Mum is so proud. Unfortunately, none of the radios work in the house, so the family are forced to listen in Dad's car. But Dad can't work his car stereo. Cue lots of family arguments in a confined space. Finally, the secret behind Dad's pants-peering is revealed.—Daniel Crow
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