Why Stop Now? (2012)
Jesse Eisenberg: Eli Bloom
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Quotes
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Eli : [on his sister] She's an angel who spits.
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Eli : It's painfully hard to forget you.
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Eli : Fuck. So, alright, what do we do now?
Penny : You know, Eli, the guy in there he tells me, and I know this is gonna sound crazy...
Eli : Yeah?
Penny : ...that if I get high, then produce dirty urine, I'm admitted. Hey, this is crazy, right?
Eli : Yes, this is pretty crazy. Alright. So let's do it then. C'mon! Let's get you some crack or something. C'mon!
Penny : Eli, I can't have you being a part of this. No.
Eli : Mom, I'm already a part of this. I'm being part of this for my whole life. Ok, so you know what? I'll pay for it, it will be my treat. C'mon. C'mon.
Penny : And I don't do crack. You would be a fool if you would do crack.
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Eli : You're fucking up my day!
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Eli : Fuck the past!
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Eli : I don't need jelly for my belly.
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Eli : That's a bunch of bullshit!
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Eli : Jesus Christ, I am so fucking sick of this shit!
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Eli : I want fucking normal things!
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Eli : I'm an asshole. I forgot, sorry.
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Eli : I look like the Unabomber.