- Ellie Bartowski: [while watching a video Lester made for the rehearsal dinner] Stop. Stop! Stop! Please make it stop! Oh God!
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Dude. Dude. That's just unholy.
- Lester Patel: Thank you.
- Sarah Walker: I'm sorry my bridesmaids couldn't help out more. Staging that coup is taking longer than expected.
- Sarah Walker: Everything is perfect. Nothing can go wrong.
- Chuck Bartowski: Sarah, you didn't.
- Morgan Grimes: [Sound of a crash in the background] CHUCK!
- Vivian Volkoff: The woman who betrayed my father is the mother of the man who betrayed me? Well, that makes sense.
- Chuck Bartowski: Vivian, there's still so much that you don't know about and we need to talk about.
- Vivian Volkoff: No, I'm done talking with you.
- Chuck Bartowski: Can't someone else go? I mean our - our rehearsal dinner's tomorrow.
- General Diane Beckman: I'm afraid we don't have time to train a new team. Oh, and thanks for the invite.
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh... no, um.
- General Diane Beckman: I'm not serious.
- Mary Bartowski: I don't mean to be critical but obviously you've been very busy getting ready for the wedding. Your minds have been elsewhere.
- Chuck Bartowski: Yeah, like maybe in the fact that dad turned an innocent man into Alexei Volkoff. Mom, did you know about Agent X?
- Mary Bartowski: Chuck, I could not afford to let the CIA know that I knew about Agent X. And neither should you. That's obviously another mess I have to clean up.
- Chuck Bartowski: Here's the plan. I'm going to go with Casey to get the Norseman. Sarah, you're gonna stay here with mom to make sure she doesn't get tortured. Everbody g...
- Mary Bartowski: I don't need backup!
- Sarah Walker: Why doesn't Casey stay with your mom?
- John Casey: Hell no! I'm going with Chuck.
- John Casey: Intereresting choice, Bartowski. Choosing your mom over your fiancee.
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh come on, man. I was just trying to make everyone else feel - wait a minute! Wait. Wait. Is that how it looked?
- John Casey: Just remember, Bartowski, Sarah's the one you're going to be sleeping next to everyday. She's the one you need to protect.
- John Casey: I promised Alex I'd keep you safe. There are times on every mission when things go sideways. That happens - I can't protect you and I've broken a promise to my daughter.
- Morgan Grimes: I see your dilemma. Everything's going to be fine. Everything will be fine. *Nothing* will go wrong... Why did I just say that?
- Mary Bartowski: Many of you don't know me, but I am Chuck's and Ellie's mom. Truth be told, I was gone for a long time and now that I'm back in their lives, I sometimes overcompensate. But lucky for me, my soon-to-be daughter-in-law is very forgiving. She's never heard me say it, but Sarah is one of the strongest and one of the most amazing women that I have ever met. So I would like to propose this toast to her. Sarah, thank you for taking care of my Chuck. May you have many more adventures together, and may you always keep each other safe.
- Chuck Bartowski: Vivian, what do you want?
- Vivian Volkoff: To make you feel pain - the way I feel right now. I've lost everyone important to me and I have you and your family to blame for it.
- Chuck Bartowski: Wait. Wait. Wait. We can talk about this.
- Vivian Volkoff: Or how about you look around the room at all your family and friends - and ask yourself, which one am I going to take from you? You see, I still have another Norseman device.
- Chuck Bartowski: Pl-please. Please. Please, Vivian. This is not you, okay? You don't do things like this. Please don't do this.
- Vivian Volkoff: I already have.
- [Vivian uses the Norseman]
- Sarah Walker: What's wrong?
- Chuck Bartowski: I think Vivian's gonna try and kill my mom.
- [Chuck starts moving towards his mother. Sarah starts to feel pain]
- Sarah Walker: Oh God! Something's -
- [Sarah's nose bleeds. Chuck realizes Vivian's true target]
- Sarah Walker: Oh.
- Ellie Bartowski: Morgan?
- Morgan Grimes: Yes, ma'am.
- Ellie Bartowski: We have more twinkle lights, don't we?
- Morgan Grimes: Yes, ma'am.
- Ellie Bartowski: Because this place has to be magical.
- Morgan Grimes: Yes, ma'am.
- Ellie Bartowski: MAGICAL, Morgan!
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Honey, you're scaring me.
- Ellie Bartowski: Just keep it moving.
- Vlad: All right, you two crazy kids take him back to Cell 24. But uh, I think this girl's already been to Cell 24. She looks like a dirty one.
- [Vlad laughs dirtly. Chuck laughs nervously]
- Chuck Bartowski: Oh, I get it - Cell 24. Dirty one.
- [Chuck knocks out Vlad]
- Sarah Walker: Honey, that's so sweet. You defended my honor.
- Chuck Bartowski: No. No. Casey. We have the week off.
- Sarah Walker: You better be here to talk about mimosas or wedding.
- John Casey: I am. Your mother might not be able to make it.
- Chuck Bartowski: Why? What happened?
- John Casey: She's been taken - by Vivian Volkoff.
- Riley: Vivian, I'm not trying to turn you into something you're not. I'm trying to turn you into what you need to be.