- Cinema Snob: If I want erotic cinema, I'll stick with Bertolucci's Last Tango in Paris, thank you very much.
- Cinema Snob: Let me just run through the first part of the movie with you. Four minutes in: talking. Ten minutes in: fucking. Thirteen minutes: talking. Fifteen minutes: fucking. Twenty minutes: talking. Twenty two minutes: fucking. Twenty nine minutes: talking, and that just barely counts because seconds later they ease right into the fucking. It takes them a whole 40 fucking minutes to get them onto this damn island, and the tedium doesn't stop there. That's right, more talking and fucking.
- Cinema Snob: Obviously, I can't show you what the zombie does to the woman, but let's just say... he sticks his dick in her mouth and chokes her to death.