Excuse Me for Living (2012)
Robert Vaughn: Jacob
Quotes
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Jacob : Death is forever. It can wait its turn.
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Jacob : Tell me the first thing that comes to your mind.
Dan : Sex.
Jacob : Now first, you have to look at the inkblot.
Dan : It won't change. It'll still be sex.
Jacob : Look, I am *trying* to help you.
Dan : Okay. Alright. I'll try to be good.
Jacob : Thank you.
[shows inkblot]
Jacob : Well?
[Dan takes it from his hand]
Dan : Which part of the picture would you like me to X-ray?
Jacob : Would you think that makes a difference?
Dan : Observing the protection of my personality onto the picture is the point of the test. Is it not?
Jacob : Yes, that's correct. Obviously, you've been doing some reading about the subject.
Dan : Well then, are you interested in the anal part of my personality which deals with one portion of the inkblot? Perhaps I should focus on the terrifying savage forms on the lower half. That tells us if I'm alienated.
Jacob : Just tell me what the *whole* picture says to you, would you please?
Dan : It's a porcupine.
Jacob : Oh! At last, some cooperation. And what is the porcupine doing?
Dan : It's playing with its vagina.