Bad Movie Beatdown (TV Series)
Fat Slags (2011)
Mathew Buck: Film Brain
Quotes
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Film Brain : So we begin this very subtle parody of Northern England on Shit Street. Yes... yes, we are.
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Film Brain : Gross and disgusting is not the same thing as comedy!
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Film Brain : I hate this job sometimes.
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Film Brain : Meanwhile, San and Tray's boyfriends have been shipped into Afghanistan where they bonk the local women. I'd tell them to get fucked, but they already are.
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Film Brain : Why am I looking for logic in a film where Jerry O'Connell's penis gets bitten off mid-B.J.?
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Film Brain : Hello and welcome to the April Fools edition of Bad Movie Beatdown. Unlike the other videos out today, you're not the fool, I'M the fool.
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Film Brain : Would you buy this? I would, but I'm an idiot.
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Cop : Get on the radio. I think we'd better call in Immigration.
Film Brain : I say call the exterminators and have done with it.
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Tracey : Page? As in three?
Film Brain : Let me try! Okay, um... Page, more like book. Ha ha ha, yeah, I hate myself now.
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Immigration Officer : Whaddya think? 'Couple Shiites?
Film Brain : The funny part is that it sounds like 'shite', and the joke is.
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Film Brain : Its like the movie finds news ways of being repulsively unfunny.
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Film Brain : Oh God, there's so much stupid in one place. I can feel my sanity starting to crack!
[later]
Film Brain : I heard the crack! THERE IT GOES!
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Film Brain : Believe me, British comedy isn't all Monty Python and Black Adder, as this skid-mark proves.
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Film Brain : We even have roach-cam at one point.
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Film Brain : It's a bloody good thing they don't hire Naomi Campbell to act.
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Film Brain : And looky here, here's another British comedian slumming it for a check. In this case, Angus Deaton. I'm trying to work out whether this was pre or post coke addiction. Either way, it explains the desperation.
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Film Brain : I don't know which is worse, the cheap fat suits or the stupid joke with the classical music, who I'm guessing is not Susan Boyle.
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Film Brain : That's it, I'm asexual.
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Film Brain : Look at him, you can see he's trying not to laugh. He's the only one who is.
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Film Brain : They even can't stop fighting when the Secretary General of the United Free World arrives to make them ambassadors for safe sex. Ha ha, irony.
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Film Brain : Because nothing solves head injury like another crack to the skull.
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Film Brain : I can see why those fiberglass phones never quite caught on.