Rizzoli & Isles (TV Series)
Living Proof (2011)
Angie Harmon: Jane Rizzoli
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Quotes
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [after coming home to Angela testing out old paint on her apartment wall] This reminds me of the time that I asked for a bunk bed and you surprised me with a pink canopy.
Angela Rizzoli : I thought you loved that bed!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : I asked for a bunk bed because I wanted to build a fort, Ma, and I didn't wanna hurt your feelings. Ugh. I wish you knew I hate pink!
Angela Rizzoli : [referring to a paint sample on Jane's wall] It's begonia!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Then I hate begonia, too.
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : [at a spa with Maura] I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
Dr. Maura Isles : It's good for you.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Taking a dirt bath seems sort of, I don't know, unhealthy.
Dr. Maura Isles : It's clay, not dirt. Seventy-five percent American colloid, HPM twenty, and twenty-five percent western bentonite. From Utah.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Ohh, it's from Utah. Well. Why didn't you say so. Spending eighty bucks to be submerged in Utah dirt is still a waste of money.
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Detective Jane Rizzoli : I'm female.
Detective Barry Frost : Yes. Yes you are.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : What's the fastest way to push this guy's buttons?
Detective Barry Frost : Let's mix it up. You be good cop. I'll be black cop.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [snorts] Bold choice.
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Detective Barry Frost : Yeah. Maybe Tracy can't get pregnant with Hank.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Yeah, and decides to do in vitro with donor eggs and sperm.
Dr. Maura Isles : No no, she had quite robust reproductive organs.
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [to Frost] Do you find that sexy in a woman? Robust reproductive organs?
Detective Barry Frost : First thing I look for.
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Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : I know Guardian Chogokin is in your drawer. It's going for five hundred dollars on Ebay. You ripped off my mother.
Detective Barry Frost : He doesn't even have the sword, man. Okay, okay, you know what, if it gets you to shut it, I'll give your mom the three eighty.
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : He wasn't for sale!
Detective Jane Rizzoli : Can you fight over the doll after we've solved this murder?
Frankie Rizzoli Jr. : Action figure.
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[last lines]
Detective Jane Rizzoli : [back at the spa with Maura, who is playfully flicking clay] You stop. Stop it, or they're going to charge us for the robes again.