Alter Egos (2012)

Kris Lemche: Fridge, Brendan

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Quotes 

• Brendan : I love Dr. Seuss. He's like Shakespeare. Y'know, I only understand like 30 percent of it, but the 30 percent that I do understand is just unbelievably beautiful.

• C-Thru : [as one superhero to another]  Hey, you know, but there's a diner right down the street. Why-why don't we get in our civvies and... and go? I got to get out of this thing. My butt is itching.

  Fridge : I'd rather keep the suit on.

• Fridge : I'm Fridge, so...

  Claudel : Who?

  Fridge : The Refrigerator. New Ice on the Block? Cold Boy?

• Brendan : Look, just... save it, all right? You're one lucky piece of shit.

• Brendan : Fridge is dead.

  Claudel : Just as I was starting to like superheroes.

• C-Thru : Hey, Brendan. You think you'll ever forgive me?

  Brendan : [sighs]  Sure, over my dead body.

• Fridge : when I don't meet Emily today, she's gonna hate me, exactly like she hates Brendan. Unless I create another alter ego for myself.

• C-Thru : [about Emily]  You told her about this mission?

  Fridge : She's my girlfriend.

  C-Thru : Oh, come on, man, no. She's *Brendan's* girlfriend. She's not supposed to know about superhero stuff.

  Fridge : Okay, well, it's not really that simple. Because she's, um... She's cheating on me. On Brendan.

  C-Thru : Oh.

  Fridge : With me. Fridge.

  [C-Thru gives him a look] 

  Fridge : Look, bottom line is that Emily is not happy with Brendan. She doesn't want to be dating some broke wannabe cartoonist.

  C-Thru : This is a seriously unprofessional situation.

  Fridge : She deserves more than just hanging around, ordering takeout, and watching reruns with that guy.

  C-Thru : Is that for dramatic effect?

  Fridge : Wh-what?

  C-Thru : Calling him "that guy"? It's you. You're him. You're that guy.

  Fridge : It's funny. I don't feel like him. Not, like, one little bit. I actually think that I'm taller than Brendan.