The Looney Tunes Show (TV Series)
Fish and Visitors (2011)
Jeff Bergman: Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck
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Quotes
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Daffy Duck : Why am I stuck doing this?
Bugs Bunny : Don't you remember? We agreed that you'd do the chores for the first 365 days a year then I'll do them for the rest of the year.
Daffy Duck : Oh, right. Sucker.
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Bugs Bunny : I wonder what he's up to.
Daffy Duck : What do I always say? Don't get involved in your neighbor's business. Before you know it, their business is your business. It's a very slippery slope.
Bugs Bunny : Daffy, when you live in a neighborhood, you live by a strict code of conduct. Part of it is being friendly to your neighbors - even the bad ones.
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Bugs Bunny : Ah, what's up, neighbor?
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Bugs Bunny : We're just trying to be friendly.
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Daffy Duck : I'd hate to be Yosemite Sam right now.
Bugs Bunny : I'd hate to be Yosemite Sam any time.
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Daffy Duck : Don't get involved!
Bugs Bunny : He's standing right there!
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Daffy Duck : Hmm? I thought you said something.
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Bugs Bunny : Oh, thank goodness. I mean, it's ready.
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Bugs Bunny : Sorry. Code of conduct.
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Bugs Bunny : Was he wearing my robe?
Daffy Duck : Yeah. He used your bathroom.
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Bugs Bunny : Sam, Sam.
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Bugs Bunny : What are you doing here?
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Bugs Bunny : Sheesh. Why don't you just move in?
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Daffy Duck : Please tell me I'm having a night terror.
Bugs Bunny : Is that my robe?
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Daffy Duck : Ahh!
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Daffy Duck : No. Thank you for breaking my back.
Bugs Bunny : Eh, this living arrangement is only temporary, right?
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Daffy Duck : I don't like you now.
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Daffy Duck : This temporary living arrangement is starting to feel very permanent.
Bugs Bunny : It's got to stop raining some time.
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Bugs Bunny : I didn't want it to come to this, but I think it would be best if you slept somewhere else.
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Bugs Bunny : I'm afraid so. You can't sleep here.
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Daffy Duck : What? You can't sleep in his bed!
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Bugs Bunny : Sam, we need to talk. There's simply not enough room in this house for the four of us.
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Daffy Duck : Does the term "slippery slope" ring a bell?
Bugs Bunny : You were right.
Daffy Duck : When I first moved in here, I remember saying very clearly, let's not be nice to the neighbor.
Bugs Bunny : You were right.
Daffy Duck : And I remember thinking to myself as I was saying it, Daffy, this is sounding a little harsh. But you know what?
Bugs Bunny : You were right.
Daffy Duck : I was right! What'd you say?
Bugs Bunny : You were right.
Daffy Duck : I've dreamed of this moment for so long. It just doesn't get any better than this.
Bugs Bunny : And I need your help.
Daffy Duck : Ahh! It just got so much better!
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Daffy Duck : Daffy it's your greatest skill. Repelling People. Use it.
Daffy Duck : Well, he's not gonna leave if he likes being here. We have to make it so unpleasant that he wants to move out.
Bugs Bunny : But how?
Daffy Duck : We have to fill our home with unpleasant fighting,resentment and so much tensing that no one could stand to live here. At least that's what my parents did.
Bugs Bunny : So you're saying we should stage a fake fight?
Daffy Duck : That's exactly what I'm saying.
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Bugs Bunny : How many times do I have to tell you to put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher?
Daffy Duck : Really? That's the best fake fight you can come up with?
Bugs Bunny : Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot your the reigning king of fake fight land.
Daffy Duck : We wouldn't even need a fake fight if you didn't get us into this mess!
Bugs Bunny : Well, some of this is your fault too.
Daffy Duck : Me? What did I do?
Bugs Bunny : I specifically heard you pray for rain two days ago.
Daffy Duck : What?
Bugs Bunny : Don't play dumb with me. I heard you complaining about the dry air was exacerbating your eczema.
Daffy Duck : First of all it's not eczema it's psoriasis, which is a much less serious skin condition. And second of all, a man's prayer is his own business and you shouldn't eavesdropping.
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Bugs Bunny : Well, that didn't work.
Daffy Duck : Operation: Roommate removal is about to enter phase 2.
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Bugs Bunny : Oh, right. We don't want to upset Mr. Light sleeper.
Daffy Duck : Or do we?
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Daffy Duck : Hey! Having a good time?
Bugs Bunny : Feel free to use the coasters.
Daffy Duck : And turn up the music! The louder, the better!
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Daffy Duck : And we lose one lousy house guest in three... two...
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Daffy Duck : One.
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Daffy Duck : Time for phase 3.
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Daffy Duck : Yosemite! Wake up!
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Daffy Duck : There's a ghost in this house!
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Daffy Duck : Yes! A ghost! And he's a very angry ghost. I said, he's a very angry ghost.
Bugs Bunny : Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh!
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Daffy Duck : Whoa!
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Daffy Duck : What?
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Daffy Duck : You idiot! There was no ghost! We told you that so you would leave!
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Bugs Bunny : It's true, doc. You can't stay with us anymore.
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Daffy Duck : Well, not really. We've dropped a ton of 'em.
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Daffy Duck : Apparently, you need to be told about 1,000 times.
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Bugs Bunny : I know I'm going to regret this.
Daffy Duck : Are you crazy?
Bugs Bunny : Crazy? Yes. Heartless? No. Come on back inside. You can stay.
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Daffy Duck : Well, I hope you learned your lesson about talking to neighbors.
Bugs Bunny : Daffy, letting him stay with us was the right thing to do. And if I had it to do over again, I would.
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Bugs Bunny : Quick! Get inside! Run!
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Daffy Duck : I can't believe that fool thought there was a ghost in this jar.
Bugs Bunny : Yeah. What a maroo...
Daffy Duck : What?
Bugs Bunny : Uh, is that the jar that had the bedbugs in it?