- Daffy Duck: Why am I stuck doing this?
- Bugs Bunny: Don't you remember? We agreed that you'd do the chores for the first 365 days a year then I'll do them for the rest of the year.
- Daffy Duck: Oh, right. Sucker.
- Bugs Bunny: I wonder what he's up to.
- Daffy Duck: What do I always say? Don't get involved in your neighbor's business. Before you know it, their business is your business. It's a very slippery slope.
- Bugs Bunny: Daffy, when you live in a neighborhood, you live by a strict code of conduct. Part of it is being friendly to your neighbors - even the bad ones.
- Daffy Duck: No. Thank you for breaking my back.
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, this living arrangement is only temporary, right?
- Daffy Duck: This temporary living arrangement is starting to feel very permanent.
- Bugs Bunny: It's got to stop raining some time.
- Bugs Bunny: I didn't want it to come to this, but I think it would be best if you slept somewhere else.
- Daffy Duck: Does the term "slippery slope" ring a bell?
- Bugs Bunny: You were right.
- Daffy Duck: When I first moved in here, I remember saying very clearly, let's not be nice to the neighbor.
- Bugs Bunny: You were right.
- Daffy Duck: And I remember thinking to myself as I was saying it, Daffy, this is sounding a little harsh. But you know what?
- Bugs Bunny: You were right.
- Daffy Duck: I was right! What'd you say?
- Bugs Bunny: You were right.
- Daffy Duck: I've dreamed of this moment for so long. It just doesn't get any better than this.
- Bugs Bunny: And I need your help.
- Daffy Duck: Ahh! It just got so much better!
- Daffy Duck: Daffy it's your greatest skill. Repelling People. Use it.
- Daffy Duck: Well, he's not gonna leave if he likes being here. We have to make it so unpleasant that he wants to move out.
- Bugs Bunny: But how?
- Daffy Duck: We have to fill our home with unpleasant fighting,resentment and so much tensing that no one could stand to live here. At least that's what my parents did.
- Bugs Bunny: So you're saying we should stage a fake fight?
- Daffy Duck: That's exactly what I'm saying.
- Bugs Bunny: How many times do I have to tell you to put your dirty dishes in the dishwasher?
- Daffy Duck: Really? That's the best fake fight you can come up with?
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot your the reigning king of fake fight land.
- Daffy Duck: We wouldn't even need a fake fight if you didn't get us into this mess!
- Bugs Bunny: Well, some of this is your fault too.
- Daffy Duck: Me? What did I do?
- Bugs Bunny: I specifically heard you pray for rain two days ago.
- Daffy Duck: What?
- Bugs Bunny: Don't play dumb with me. I heard you complaining about the dry air was exacerbating your eczema.
- Daffy Duck: First of all it's not eczema it's psoriasis, which is a much less serious skin condition. And second of all, a man's prayer is his own business and you shouldn't eavesdropping.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, that didn't work.
- Daffy Duck: Operation: Roommate removal is about to enter phase 2.
- Daffy Duck: Hey! Having a good time?
- Bugs Bunny: Feel free to use the coasters.
- Daffy Duck: And turn up the music! The louder, the better!
- Daffy Duck: Yes! A ghost! And he's a very angry ghost. I said, he's a very angry ghost.
- Bugs Bunny: Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh! Ooh!
- Bugs Bunny: I know I'm going to regret this.
- Daffy Duck: Are you crazy?
- Bugs Bunny: Crazy? Yes. Heartless? No. Come on back inside. You can stay.
- Daffy Duck: Well, I hope you learned your lesson about talking to neighbors.
- Bugs Bunny: Daffy, letting him stay with us was the right thing to do. And if I had it to do over again, I would.
- Daffy Duck: I can't believe that fool thought there was a ghost in this jar.
- Bugs Bunny: Yeah. What a maroo...
- Daffy Duck: What?
- Bugs Bunny: Uh, is that the jar that had the bedbugs in it?