The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Ned-Liest Catch (2011)
Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel
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Quotes
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Edna Krabappel : You made a dummy of me?
Bart Simpson : I use it to workshop my pranks.
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Edna Krabappel : In all my years of teaching, I've never raised my hand at a student.
Homer Simpson : But you learned. You grew.
Marge Simpson : Homer! You never strike a child. Just leave the crust on their sandwiches. They'll get the message.
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Edna Krabappel : So I get paid to do nothing all day?
Principal Seymour Skinner : I'm afraid it's not that simple.
Superintendent Chalmers : Who's in charge of this meeting, Skinner?
Homer Simpson : [whispers to Marge] I thought I was.
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Bart Simpson : You shouldn't be punished for something I did. You should just go unpunished forever.
Edna Krabappel : Half-assed apology accepted.
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Superintendent Chalmers : Now to turn on this malfunctioning air conditioner.
[White clumps fall out of air conditioner]
Edna Krabappel : Is that ice?
Superintendent Chalmers : No, spider egg sacs.
[Spiders hatch and crawl into mouth of sleeping man]
Superintendent Chalmers : He's a science teacher. He'll know what to do.
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Edna Krabappel : I'm proud I dated all those men.
Comic Book Guy : [shouting from outside the window] I still wear your bra!
Edna Krabappel : Maybe not proud. I'm stuck with it.
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Edna Krabappel : You're darn lucky to have Ned Flanders as a neighbor.
Ned Flanders : Language.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, language.
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Principal Seymour Skinner : Edna, control your student. He's ruined more school assemblies than the sun in the northern window.
Edna Krabappel : I tried, but he's uncontrollable. Frowny stickers mean nothing to him.