- Linkara: [about the comic] It's labeled as a "first collector's item issue". Got it for $2.25 at my local comic book store, in case you're curious. I was overcharged by about twenty bucks.
- Jeff the Doorman: [to the Barbi Twins] You know how the boss hates it when you're left unattended! Why, two fine scrumpt... I mean, uh, s-sophisticated ladies like yourselves...
- Linkara: [creeped out] Is it still considered a Freudian slip if the term they accidentally use is in relation to something they would consume?