- Mom: Excuse me. My daughter would like to use the playground please.
- Nostalgia Critic: Lady, you have got to be KIDDING me!
- Cloak #1: Yeah, this is just getting sad now. What? Is she seventeen? That's way too old to be playing on the playground.
- Mom: Oh, she doesn't play on it.
- Bri: This is where I come to do drugs.
- Cloak #1: [Facepalms himself]
- Film Brain: The weird thing is that there was a sandlot but it hadn't rained in days so I don't know how they made those sandcastles. I suppose they could used something other water than... Ew!