- City Wok Guy: How come every time a hard-working Chinese man open a business, some smelly Japanese dog has to come and try invade him?
- Linda Stoch: What is wrong with that boy?
- Stephen Stoch: I don't know, but it's clear it isn't our parenting. We're awesome.
- [last lines]
- City Wok Guy: [thinking to self - not spoken aloud] I'm not even going to swat that fly. They'll see. And they'll say, wow, that City Wok owner, why, he wouldn't even harm a fly.
- Tuong Lu Kim: Come on, kid. You don't wanna eat this Shitty Sushi. It give you worms!
- Junichi Takiyama: Better than Shitty Kung Pao chicken made from cat!