Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes (2011)
Jon Cryer: Alan Harper
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Quotes
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Alan Harper : You gave him a hundred dollars?
Walden Schmidt : Oh, hey, Alan. Yeah, he washed my car.
Alan Harper : Wha... what... A hundred bucks to wash a car?
Walden Schmidt : Not enough?
Alan Harper : For a hundred dollars, I'd lick your car clean!
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Walden Schmidt : Hey, I'm going on a date with that girl I met at the supermarket. Do I look okay?
Alan Harper : No, I look okay. You look like the guy women fantasize about when I'm on top of them!