BraveStarr (TV Series)

Lost Mountain (1987)

Charlie Adler: Deputy Fuzz, Tex Hex

Quotes 

• Marshal BraveStarr : It looks as though we're going to have to crashland. Better check your safety belt.

  Deputy Fuzz : Oh, Fuzz never, never, never, never, never takes belt off.

• Marshal BraveStarr : Been expectin' ya, Tex. What took you so long?

  Tex Hex : I've been takin' my time thinking about what I'm gonna do to you when I get you back to the Hexagon...

  Marshal BraveStarr : If you get me back to the Hexagon.

  Tex Hex : [steam rises from him in anger]  Get him!

• Tex Hex : You blunder-brains, that was nothin' but a Saber-Bear. You could've put it to sleep with that stinkin' cigar!

  Thunder Stick : Gosh, boss, you was just as scared as we was.

  Tex Hex : What?

  [fires two beams from his eyes that grab Thunder Stick around the neck, chocking him] 

  Tex Hex : How'd you like to see a Thunder Stick turned into a pop gun?

  [makes the beam disappear with a flick of his finger] 

  Tex Hex : Next time, keep your thoughts to yourself.