- Marshal BraveStarr: [after defeating Thunder Stick and Outlaw Scuzz] Seems to me you two've been mighty rude to this gentleman.
- Thunder Stick: [stuck in a barrel] Gentle man? Hah! Ain't no man that I know of plays-plays with baby dolls!
- Thirty/Thirty: Hmm... He's got a point there.
- Marshal BraveStarr: As long as I'm the law around here, a person has the right to play with whatever they want. Even dolls.
- Marshal BraveStarr: [referring to Paco and Michelle] I reckon they'll be all right in that little valley.
- Thirty/Thirty: [snort] What do you think he's gonna grow? Baby dollies?
- Outlaw Scuzz: [moral] Hi there, ya li'l shrimps. I got somethin' to tell ya.
- [coughs]
- Outlaw Scuzz: There's one bad thing that I do that I hate, and that's smoke. Now this here's a cigar, it stinks. Even Tex Hex don't like it. It ain't no fun, and it makes me sick.
- [takes a drag and coughs]
- Outlaw Scuzz: You know, one day it might even kill me. I wish I could quit, but it's hard once you've started. Best thing is: not to start. Or you might end up like me.
- [more coughing]