- Marshal BraveStarr: Run that way and make a lot of noise. That should be easy for you.
- Thirty/Thirty: You know, for a human, you got a lotta horse sense.
- Marshal BraveStarr: And for a horse, you talk too much. Now move it!
- Marshal BraveStarr: Doc, you okay?
- Doc Clayton: I'm okay, but this blasted Turbo-Mule's deader than a doornail.
- Marshal BraveStarr: We should be seein' the mine any moment now.
- Thirty/Thirty: [whinnies] I hope so, any more of this desert and I'll turn into a camel!
- Marshal BraveStarr: Could be an improvement.
- Doc Clayton: How come whenever you're losin', Deputy Fuzz calls you away?
- Marshal BraveStarr: That's what makes him a good Deputy.
- Marshal BraveStarr: Whoa, Big Parner!
- Thirty/Thirty: First it's 'faster', now it's 'whoa', make up your mind!
- Marshal BraveStarr: Stop your gummin' , there's something out there.