- Angus McBride: Come on, J.B. My newspaper is hungry for news!
- Judge J.B. McBride: [sighs] Well, all right. I just hope that whatever's in that ship isn't hungry too.
- Marshal Carson: I'm not sure it's all right to shake hands with a Prairie Person. Sure he won't bite, Marshal?
- Marshal BraveStarr: Not unless you bite him first, Carson, in which case you'd anwer to me.
- Marshal BraveStarr: Well I'll be tailfeathered! The alien's taken control of those old broken machnes, and sending them right after us!