Bloody 27 (2012)

Michael Thomas Dunn: Bruce

Quotes 

• Bruce : I'm appalled.

  Vanessa : Well, be appalled... you pansy.

  Bruce : To suggest that 'Over The Top' wasn't the greatest arm wrestling film of all time - is just offensive.

  Vanessa : It wasn't that good.

• Vanessa : Look. On the ground. It's remnants of duct tape!

  Bruce : So what?

  Vanessa : Do you see a refrigerator around here?

  Bruce : Who uses duct tape on a refrigerator?

  Vanessa : Do you see an air conditioner around here?

  Bruce : Well, no.

  Vanessa : Look! We've got to follow her trail.

  Bruce : What is she: Benji now?

  Vanessa : You're such an ass.

• Vanessa : Do you have any idea what a monogamous relationship is?

  Bruce : Yeah, I've got four of them right now.

• Jacobs : What the hell is this?

  Bruce : Bro, you're ruining the moment.

  Jacobs : I knew I'd find you here - how could you do this to me?

  Bruce : Who is this guy?

  Dawn : That's my husband...

  Jacobs : Are you screwing my wife?

  Bruce : No man, I was giving her a mammogram.

  Jacobs : Grab him.

  Bruce : Hey, breast health is very, very important.