Eternal Law (TV Series)

Episode #1.4 (2012)

Samuel West: Zak Gist

Quotes 

• Mrs. Sheringham : D'you know what we need? A dog. I'm thinking basset hound.

  Zak Gist : If it can learn to flush the loo, it's more than welcome. But please be advised that as the actual embodiment of heavenly grace on Earth, I will not be reduced to picking up poo in a plastic bag.

• Tom Greening : Some of what Richard says makes sense.

  Zak Gist : Course it does. He's demonic, not stupid.

• Tom Greening : It feels quite strange being part of the prosecution.

  Zak Gist : You're gonna be brilliant on the Day of Judgement, aren't you?

• Zak Gist : Make it a lot easier, though, wouldn't it, if evil went round with fangs and bug-eyes and a pig's snout.

• Tom Greening : All the evidence suggests that Yalling had been stalking her, and... in his pocket, they found a pair of... They found a pair of, um...

  Zak Gist : You can say 'knickers', you won't burst into flames.

• Gemma Manes : They're sending me to a real prison.

  Zak Gist : You're already in prison, Gemma. Been in prison for a while. Let's break you out.

• Zak Gist : Next time send me somewhere simple. Like Iraq.