Asshole Camp (2011 Video)

Kevin Reams: Dr. Ben

Quotes 

• Dr. Ben : T-Rock, you're in a safe place now. Let's open up and talk about what really happened.

  Celebrity Husband : Well, she beat me up. She threatened to kill me. She grabbed my crotch, talking about this is where babies come from and this belongs to me. It's a weird statement and all, but makes sense I guess.

• Dr. Ben : If she won't agree to 65% gross back end after break even then tell that C-U-N-T where to shove it.

  Kevin : Dad, I know how to spell.

• Dr. Ben : Ho-ly shit. You gotta see this guy on the elevator with me. He's at least 300 pounds. Uh-oh, he's looking at me. Maybe he's hungry.