- Dr. Ben: T-Rock, you're in a safe place now. Let's open up and talk about what really happened.
- Celebrity Husband: Well, she beat me up. She threatened to kill me. She grabbed my crotch, talking about this is where babies come from and this belongs to me. It's a weird statement and all, but makes sense I guess.
- Dr. Ben: Ho-ly shit. You gotta see this guy on the elevator with me. He's at least 300 pounds. Uh-oh, he's looking at me. Maybe he's hungry.
- Homophobic Frat Guy: What? Did I use too much pink on mine? So what does that mean? That I have some closeted homoerotic urges? That I secretly like to suck dick? No fucking way, man! OK, I'm gay.