American Dad! (TV Series)
Old Stan in the Mountain (2012)
Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien
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Quotes
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[repeated line]
Roger : Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you
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Ray : Who are you to say I'm too old?
Stan Smith : Ray, you microwaved a sponge yesterday, thinking it was a Hot Pocket. You cooked it for 30 seconds, flipped it over and then cooked it another 30 seconds. You had a lot of opportunities to see it wasn't food.
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Ray : Stan, you're gonna be my age one day. We'll see how you feel then.
Stan Smith : Ray, when I'm your age, I want to be dead for 10 years.
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Stan Smith : Old people just get in the way. Their lives are worthless. Young people like me do things. I work. I contribute. I'm gonna climb Mount Kilimanjaro one day. The only thing this geezer's gonna climb into is a lukewarm bath his Filipino nurse drew for him. He'll yell at her for making it too hot, but she knows it's just right. She'll never win with this guy. She'll just cool it off and then he'll yell at her for making it too cold. Thank God she has her herb garden to keep her sane.
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Roger : [When Roger and Francine are practicing their dance routine and Francine accidentally drops Roger, causing him to fall on the floor] Oh, my God, you stupid bitch. Why did you drop me? I can't breathe. Why can't you do that move? You stupid bitch. I'll kill you.
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Roger : Why can't they make a good red wig? I look like Garfield had a miscarriage on my head.
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Francine Smith : [to Roger] Why is everybody staring at us?
Roger : Maybe 'cause we're at a funeral and you got your taters out.
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Stan Smith : I'm a useless old man. I have no sense of temperature, I got a pocket full of wet hankies and all I want is 45 more seconds to speak at a town council meeting.
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Roger : [while Roger and Francine are dancing and Francine throws Roger off a cliff] I have the car keys in my pocket, you stupid bitch!
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Dick : When I was your age we had to work harder than this!
Stan Smith : When I'm your age I want to be dead for ten years.
