American Dad! (TV Series)

Dr. Klaustus (2012)

Jeff Fischer: Jeff Fischer

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Quotes 

• Hayley Smith : [to Jeff about Francine]  If you even look at her, I'll pour this hot coffee down your pants, pervert.

  Jeff Fischer : Yeah, well, it'll be the first time you got me hot in a while, Frisbee whore.

• Roger : Listen up, maggots! You people have major issues. You can't run from them all your lives. You need to face your problems!

  Stan Smith : But...

  Roger : [to Stan]  You, sack up and eat your wife's grub!

  [to Francine] 

  Roger : And you missy, you take your emergency fund and sign up for a cooking class!

  [to Steve] 

  Roger : And you, bring your girlfriend to dinner! Be grateful you have two parents who love you! And that you don't come from a broken home like Reese Witherspoon's kids. Damn, I love that girl! Plucky!

  [to Hayley] 

  Roger : And you, gussy up for your husband! Maybe some sort of bra? And wash your hair. Hippies are not sexy. They're dirty!

  Jeff Fischer : Exactly!

  Roger : [to Jeff]  And you, if you're tossing it to your mother-in-law, it damn well better be a Frisbee!

  Jeff Fischer : Sir, yes, sir!

  [everyone starts to leave] 

  Roger : Hey, no one is dismissed! Not until you thank this fish! These are all his ideas! I'm just an authoritative mouthpiece!