American Dad! (TV Series)

Virtual In-Stanity (2011)

Seth MacFarlane: Stan Smith, Roger the Alien

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Quotes 

• Klaus : [to Roger]  You're really gonna kill five people over $20?

  Roger the Alien : Are you really asking that to the guy who just last week killed six people over $19?

• Stan Smith : Nice girls don't kiss on the first date, Steve. Your mom wouldn't kiss me until our third date. It made the sex on the first two dates very impersonal.

• Francine Smith : [while Francine fights with Stan, who is inside the avatar]  I can't believe you'd do this, Stan! This stops now!

  Stan Smith : Get out of here, Francine. This is the only way I can remain close to Steve. We were finally spending quality time together and then he was gonna dump me for that nerd, and I just won't lose him again! Must get plowed by son.

  Francine Smith : No, Stan, this isn't the way! You might've missed his first 14 years, but you can still be there for his next 14.

  Stan Smith : He's gonna die at 28?

  Francine Smith : Maybe. Maybe sooner.