- Lady in audience: Will the Beatles still be number one in fifty years' time?
- Prof. Predictor: No. The Beatles will not exist. But Paul McCartney will marry a woman with one leg.
- Prof. Predictor: You're probably going to strangle me with my own tie!
- Tony Blair: Good idea!
- [strangles Prof. Predictor with his own tie]
- Tony Blair: In a few brief moments, my life had been turned upside down. I've gone from hero to zero - probably the first Labour prime minister ever to be on the run from the law. Crikey!
- Tony Blair: [on phone from call box] Hey is - is that Melvyn Bragg? It's Tony Blair, I'm just outside your house. Yes, I gave you a life peerage.
- [phone goes dead at other end]
- Tony Blair: Hello? Hello? Lord Bragg?
- Tony Blair: You do know who I am, do you?
- Donny Rumsfeld: Yeah, you're that singer.
- Tony Blair: I am *the* Tony Blair, the British prime minister
- Donny Rumsfeld: Heh heh heh... you're a funny guy, Tony.