- White Knight: Watch what you say. Watch what you do. The very future of Providence may depend upon it.
- Rex: So what's going on? Van Kleiss attacking the HQ again?
- Agent Six: Worse.
- Diane Farrah: [Long pause. News team enters] I'm Diane Farrah. And for the first time ever, we've got an exclusive all access pass inside the top secret organization known as Providence. To uncover for our viewers all the juiciest behind-the-scenes details of this most secret of institutions. And to find out the real story behind that man of mystery you've all wondered about for so long.
- White Knight: Ladies and gentlemen, the delightful Ms. Farrah and her crew have used the Freedom of Information Act to force
- [Knight clears his throat]
- White Knight: allow them access to a day in the life of Providence. And to ensure you are afforded the very best Providence has to offer, I'm assigning our top man as your personal guide.
- [Rex moves towards the news team]
- White Knight: Six, please show Ms. Farrah whatever she wants to see.
- Dr. Holiday: Good morning. My name is Dr. Rebecca Holiday, And I'm the chief research officer at the Providence labratory facilities - specializing in the study of evology. Providence's number one priority is the security of our planet. And through the studying and understanding the forces that threaten us...
- Diane Farrah: Let's cut to the chase. Shall we, Doctor?
- Dr. Holiday: Oh, um, okay.
- Diane Farrah: How do you balance the threat of Evos, the constant danger... with being a woman?
- Dr. Holiday: Uh.
- [Holiday laughs nervously]
- Dr. Holiday: Oh.
- Rex: [after Rex can't cure an Evo] Shut it off.
- Diane Farrah: But this is really good drama, Rex.
- Rex: I asked to be on TV. They didn't. *Please* give these people their privacy.
- Bobo Haha: Well, they're just lucky they haven't had the camera on me yet... Oh man, talk about Ultimate Exposure. When I get through with them...
- Dr. Holiday: [Watching from a monitor] It went right.
- [Rex goes to his right. Holiday sighs]
- Dr. Holiday: Camera right.
- [Rex goes to the camera's right]
- Dr. Holiday: How can you miss it now? It's six feet in diameter and weighs 500 pounds.
- Rex: Less criticizing, more helping.
- White Knight: Attention all Providence Personnel, we have a Level One Priority
- [Realizes the reporters are present]
- White Knight: drill. Repeat this is our daily drill - in the Central Core- NOW!
- White Knight: We hope that you and the Ultimat Exposure team are enjoying our Evo containment demonstration. It's all part of readiness training at Providence.
- Diane Farrah: Can I quote you on that?
- Diane Farah: Don't worry. The camera never lies.
- Rex: Yes!
- Bobo Haha: Good! Then get a load of this.
- Diane Farah: Do you have something to say?
- [Camera zooms in on Bobo]
- Bobo Haha: Oh... oh.
- [Bobo mutters then passes out]