Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie (2016)

Joanna Lumley: Patsy

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• Patsy : [On the red carpet outside the Huki Vuki event, Patsy sees Stella McCartney]  Stella, darling. Hi, sweet-heart. Is your father with you? Is little Paul with you?

  Stella McCartney : [disgusted]  No.

  Patsy : Oh, that's a shame. I was hoping to have a little catchup with him. Haven't seen him since 1969.

  [waggles tongue obscenely] 

  Patsy : Know what I mean?

  Stella McCartney : Oh, God!

  [even more disgustedly] 

  Stella McCartney : And the world blamed Yoko.

• [Saffy walks in and looks at Patsy] 

  Patsy : Shut up!

  Saffy : You shut up!

• Patsy : [Eddie and Patsy are in the limosine after finding out that Eddie's credit cards are *broken*]  Eddie, can we stop off at the Woolsley?

  Edina : No, darling. My cards are broken.

  Patsy : Chilton Firehouse?

  Edina : My cards are *broken*!

  Patsy : [Looks confused and lost]  Well, haven't you got any of that...

  [gestures as if peeling bills off a stack] 

  Patsy : that *hand* money?

• Patsy : Charles was rather superb, actually, back in the days when the south of France was really something, and God created woman, and Brigitte Bardot was just out of nappies.

  Edina : She's back in 'em now.

• Charlie : Oh, I miss those times.

  Patsy : So do I, Charlie.

  Charlie : But do you know what I really miss?

  Patsy : Yes, Charlie?

  Charlie : Pubic hair. I'm sick of those Brazilians, those Hollywoods. They're so bald, so boring. I had a full beard in those days... but I suppose you are what you eat.