The Final Girls (2015)
Adam Devine: Kurt
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Quotes
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Kurt : What are you, a fag?
Chris Briggs : My dads are gay, so shut the hell up.
Kurt : Yeah, right! Gay guys can't have kids! They're too busy going to discos and having sex with each other. It's actually a pretty cool lifestyle.
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Kurt : By the way, what's with you and Max? Are you guys having sex? Because if not, I wouldn't mind bench pressing her with my dumbbell.
Chris Briggs : Listen, brah, you're not bench pressing anyone with your dumbbell! If I so much as hear your dumbbell took a Pilates class...
Kurt : What?
Chris Briggs : I'm gonna cut it off.
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Kurt : [to Paula] OH GOD, YOU KILLED DUNCAN! You smell great, by the way.
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Kurt : Oh, what's up, funbags?
Vicki Summers : Funbags? Right. Yay, feminism.
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Kurt : Nice legs. What time they open?
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Kurt : Hey, where's you guys's suitcases? Because honestly, you're clothes, they're disgusting!
Vicki Summers : Says the guy in the crop top.
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Vicki Summers : I am glad that you die!
Kurt : What?
Duncan : Nothing! What she meant to say was that we all die eventually. Technically, we start dying the moment we're born.
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Nancy : Paula, you're just in time to start setting up for the slumber party!
Kurt : Yeah, we took a vote and you get to share my sleeping bag.
Paula : Thanks, Kurt, but I'm saving myself for someone who doesn't have a needle dick.
Kurt : Yeah, right. It's like a hammer... dick, if anything. It's a sledgehammer.