Go! Go! Moba Boy! (2004 TV Short)

Daran Norris: Mr. Strack

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Quotes 

• Mr. Strack : Oooh, I hate you, Go Go Moba Boy! I'll get those two alien superphones from you if it's the last thing I do!

• Mr. Strack : I win! I rule the world! I make the rules! Strack dolls! Strack comic books! Strack underwear! A Strack animated series!

  [the Warner Brothers logo appears but with an S instead of a B] 

  Announcer : Tonight at 8 on the W Strack.

• Mr. Strack : Ohohoho! Look at you all, my precious delights! Soon, the whole city will bow down to you all products of Strack Co. All decorated of course with my handsome face.

  [his mirror shatters] 

  Mr. Strack : [drinks from his latte machine]  Mmmm, that's a good latte.

  Mr. Ishi : Knock knock. Here you go, Mr. Strack! The new prototype for your uh-waffle iron?

  Mr. Strack : Look at it! Look at it! It makes waffles in the shape of my head!

  Mr. Ishi : But Mr. Strack, why would anyone buy appliances modeled after you?

  Mr. Strack : Hahahaha- Ahem. I mean why wouldn't they? Considering the fact that all of their warranties have EXPIRED!

• Mr. Strack : Hahaha! Time to dial 1-800 Loser!

  [Go Go Moba Boy speed dials 3 weeks back in time] 

  Ducky : Three weeks earlier!

  Go Go Moba Boy : Roxi, I need your help!

  Roxinaou : What can I do for you?

  Go Go Moba Boy : I need a hypergotronificonic remote in three weeks! Can you do it?

  Roxinaou : Have I ever let you down before?

  Go Go Moba Boy : No.

• Go Go Moba Boy : Yeah, Roxi?

  Roxinaou : Motoro, you gotta be ready for school in 10 minutes. Mom and dad still think you're asleep. Move it!

  Go Go Moba Boy : Okay, Roxinaou.

  [to Barf Bunny] 

  Go Go Moba Boy : Now, don't let me catch you in this corner of the galaxy again or I'll vaporize you!

  [he flies away] 

  Carl Kingman Kong : So, Mr. Barf Bunny from Outer Space, how does it feel to be defeated by a boy in a cellular cybersuit?

  Barf Bunny : Huh?

• Barf Bunny : Relinquish the planet Earth or be annihilated, human child.

  Go Go Moba Boy : Silly alien, Earth is for humans!

• Go Go Moba Boy : There's nowhere to hide, Destructo! Show yourself!

  Mr. Strack : Operator with a collect call from... my fist!